fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via 221b-strippers)

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

(via bitchiero)

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

(via afflejack)

(Source: dulect, via i-o-u-a-tardis-mr-winchester)

thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

(via i-o-u-a-tardis-mr-winchester)

jackie-white:

instant-k-a-r-m-a:

his face. look how happy he is

omg

(Source: babeimgonnaleaveu, via i-o-u-a-tardis-mr-winchester)

ittybittynymphette:

I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.

(via confuzzledbyzeppelin)